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  • I am Still...

    If you have said you were tongue - tied or lived in a fool's paradise; if you refused to budge an inch said that you had seen better days or insisted on fair play; if you played fast and loose or were stung with green- eyed jealousy; if you danced attendance on your master or suspected foul play because someone was as dead as a doornail; if even your own flesh and blood set your teeth on edge and you planned to lie low until the crack of doom; if the game is up and without rhyme or season and at one fell swoop you decide to give the devil his due; if you call someone an eyesore or a laughing stock and you decide to bid him good and send him packing; if you say you have slept not one wink led a charmed life or laughed yourself into stitches, if you feel that its high time that the truth were known and its a foregone conclusion that something has melted into thin air then the long and the short of it is as goodluck would have it and the truth will come out...for that...

    YOU HAVE QUOTED A PART OF MY LIFE.

    Missing you all!

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  • Things She Will Simply Love

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    No time to buy her flowers, chocolates or call her three times a day? Not to worry, here are five romantic ideas that your lady will love, without you having to go too far or trying too hard!

    Mark those special days

    Make a last of all the days that she might want to celebrate - the day you met, your yearly anniversary, even the anniversary of your first kiss! If not all, make it a point to lavish more time on her on one of these occasions! A little handmade card (even if it's plain paper folded over) will do.

    Reach out and touch her

    Nothing brightens up your day more than a warm hug or a tight squeeze before setting out for work. An inviting warm hug or back rub at the end of a stressful day is always appreciated.

    Make her feel special... everyday!

    You could do little things for her everyday. It might be forwarding her an interesting article, sending her a joke or even sharing office gossip. She will appreciate that you took a moment to think of her during the course of your day.

    It's the thought that counts

    Do something thoughtful for her everyday. Make her a cup of coffee, bring in the newspaper from the terrace, stick a surprise note in her bag or send her flowers at office! Everyone loves a romantic surprise. Go ahead, make her day!
    Wow her... daily!

    Just because you're together doesn't mean you don't pay attention to your appearance. Show off your best! Women love to see their men preening for them - shave, smell nice, look good. When she knows it's for her, she'll love

  • Things He Will Simply Love

    Unlike women, men don't melt over flowers and chocolates. Here are five ways of sweeping him off the floor!

    Rule 1: Don't expect return favours in return

    Special meals, candle-light dinners, whatever else you do for him should be because you are obliged to do so! It's nice if he does something for you in return, but don't expect him to do stuff for you as well.

    Rule 2: In control

    Men love to see their women run the show - whether it's dinner for his boss, a picnic with friends or buying a gift for his best friend. Take charge and let him get his kicks out of watching his girl go!

    Rule 3: Junk mushy, try funny....

    ... or whatever else appeals to him. If he hasn't been responding to your sappy love notes, it's time to try a different approach. A cute joke might just be what the doctor prescribed!

    Rule 4: Think sex. Mostly

    They say the way to a man's heart is through his stomach. Well, we say it lies lower! So we've been told that men think sex all the time. Well, while you make sure your man stays happy most of the time, it's a good idea to do something else as well. Think up an interesting diversion - lay a game, challenge him - and watch sparks fly!

    Rule 5: Join him, beat him

    If you don't like your man's video game playing, or his beer or F1 watching, stop cribbing and join in. When he sees you're appreciating what he does, he'll join in what you want to do too. Be patient!:p

  • Drinks For Everyone! Just for Laughs

    A drunk walks into a bar full of customers and slurs to the bartender, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill."

    So, the bartender does just that and hands the man a bill for $57.00. The drunk says, "I haven't got it."

    The bartender slaps the guy around a few times then throws him out into the street.

    The very next day the same drunk walks into the bar, now even busier, and once again slurs out, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me the bill."

    The bartender looks at the guy and figures he can't possibly be stupid enough to pull the same trick twice, so he gives him the benefit of the doubt, pours a round of drinks for the house, has a drink himself and hands the drunk a bill for $76.00.

    The drunk says, "I haven't got it."

    The bartender can't believe it. He picks the guy up, beats the living daylights out of him, then throws him out into the street.

    The next day the same drunk walks back into the same bar and, slurring as always, says, "Bartender, buy every one in the house a drink and give me the bill.

    In disgust, the bartender says, "What, no drink for me this time?"

    The drunk replies, "You? No way! You get too violent when you drink."

  • My Summertime

    Hello friends, 1

    I am missing you all. I've been so silence for the past weeks.
    I thought my summer time will be as fine as i dream of but its not...

    Well, i am having a summer class at this time.
    Humanities, Earth science and algebra subjects with college students. Its really a challenge for me because this is my first time handling college students in my whole life through,....GReat! I've been teaching for almost 7 years but i was used to teach at the grade school department or i used to deal small kids...but now, its a great challenge for me , a new pace of my life to be given this opportunity to teach big guys, even bigger than i do...Smile!

    I am thinking of being relax this summer , where i can sleep more time and stay at home do any things and stuff i missed to do after my school work but now i cant to do...why? because i need to review my lessons, if possible i need to research more in preparation for tomorrows lessons. Yet, i still find time to rest for a while . I'll make sure to budget my time inspite of being busy this summer time.Well, summer classes will last for only 6 weeks, the rest will be my pure great rest time and i a longing for that...

    I am happy by now being with my students...i can compare teaching college and grade school, its really different....

    summertime for me?...got a busy one here!

    but...i am having fun despite of the stress i have.

    Wish me luck guys...

    It is not really easy to be an educator.

    smile!

  • VACATION is HERE, Summer TIME Calling...

    I will be going home ...away from work, no hassle,no pupils to watch over the whole day...It's a break time for me.Yet, on the other hand, i will be sad...why? I won't be able to visit my net friends in all my personal.I have 3 more personal sites here.These sites are all part of me.Its already in my life, part of my lifestyle...but i will still find time to visit...i will still find time to keep in touch to my friends...coz i do value them...

    I am so glad now...for i can sleep well, i can wake up anytime i want, i can do whatever i want...

    Maybe, life is all like this, sometimes you have to struggle more and even strive more...at the end of the line you you'll gain the effort of your tears, the gift of your hardwork.

    i will be missing you guys...

    Miss you all...that's for sure...

    You can visit my other site too...

    TRy it..and see more of me...

    http://profiles.friendster.com/heavenjoy1029

    Love you all...

  • Hi Tech Supermarket!

    A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant thunder and the smell of fresh rain.
    When you pass the milk cases, you hear cows mooing and you experience the scent of fresh mown hay.
    In the meat department there is the aroma of charcoal grilled steaks with onions.

    When you approach the egg case, you hear hens cluck and cackle, and the air is filled with the pleasing aroma of bacon and eggs frying.

    The bread department features the tantalizing smell of fresh baked bread & cookies.
    I don't buy toilet paper there any more.

  • The Silent Ride!

    A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplane rides, but he balked at the $30 tickets.

    "Let's make a deal," said the pilot. "If you and your wife can ride without making a single sound, I won't charge you anything. Otherwise you pay the thirty dollars."
    "Good deal!" said the farmer.

    So they went for a ride. When they got back the pilot said, "If I hadn't been there, I never would have believed it. You never made a sound!"

    "It wasn't easy either," said the farmer "I almost yelled when my wife fell out."

  • 25 Years In The Parish!

    A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the Parish. A leading Senator and member of the congregation was chosen to make the presentation and give a little speech at the dinner. He was delayed, so the priest decided to say his own few words while they waited.
    "I got my first impression of the parish from the first confession I heard here. I thought I had been assigned to a terrible place. The very first person who entered my confessional told me he had stolen a television set and, when questioned by the police, was able to lie his way out of it. He had stolen money from his parents, embezzled from his employer, had and affair with his boss's wife; taken illegal drugs, and gave VD to his sister.

    I was appalled. But as the days went on I knew that my people were not all like that and I had, indeed, come to a fine parish full of good and loving people.".....

    Just as the priest finished his talk, the republican senator arrived full of apologies at being late. He immediately began to make the presentation and gave his talk. "I'll never forget the first day our parish priest arrived," said the politician. "In fact, I had the honor of being the first person to go to him for confession."

    Moral: NEVER, NEVER, NEVER BE LATE! :o

    So...What can you say?...

    Terrible! Drowning in shame...Smile!

  • Famous Last Words!

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    ** I'll get a world record for this.
    ** It's fireproof.
    ** He's probably just hibernating.
    ** What does this button do?
    ** I'm making a citizen's arrest.
    ** So, you're a cannibal.
    ** It's probably just a rash.
    ** Are you sure the power is off?
    ** Yeah, I made the deciding vote on the jury, so what of it?
    ** The odds of that happening have to be a million to one!
    ** Pull the pin and count to what?
    ** Which wire was I supposed to cut?
    ** I wonder where the mother bear is.
    ** I've seen this done on TV.
    ** These are the good kind of mushrooms.
    ** I'll hold it and you light the fuse.
    ** Let it down slowly.
    ** Rat poison only kills rats.
    ** Just take whatever you want, this is a ghost town.
    ** It's strong enough for both of us.
    ** This doesn't taste right.
    ** I can make this light before it changes.
    ** Nice doggie.
    ** I can do that with my eyes closed.
    ** I've done this before.
    ** Well, we've made it this far.
    ** That's odd.
    ** You wouldn't hit a guy with glasses on, would you?
    ** Don't be so superstitious.
    ** Now watch this.
    ** What duck?

    Cool!

    Smile! Anything you can add here?
    Well, what do you think is your famous word?

  • Thanks For The Email!

    Note: A post letter form a cool friend.
    ...and i want to share to my bloggers here.

    Just for you to smile and dare to ponder...Smile!

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    I want to thank all of you who have taken the time and trouble to send me your damn chain letters over the past few years. Yes, thank you, thank you, thank you from the bottom of what's left of my heart for making me feel safe, secure, blessed, and wealthy.

    Because of your concern...I no longer can drink Coca Cola because it can remove toilet stains.
    I no longer drink anything out of a can because I will get sick from the rat feces and urine.
    I no longer use Saran wrap in the microwave because it causes cancer.

    I no longer check the coin return on pay phones because I could be pricked with a needle infected with AIDS.
    I no longer use cancer-causing deodorants even though I smell like a water buffalo on a hot day
    I no longer use margarine because it's one molecule away from being plastic.
    I no longer go to shopping malls because someone will drug me with a perfume sample and rob me.
    I no longer receive packages from UPS or FedEx since they are actually Al Qaeda in disguise.
    I no longer answer the phone because someone will ask me to dial a stupid number for which I will get the phone bill from hell with calls to Jamaica, Uganda, Singapore, and Zebekistan.
    I no longer eat KFC because their chickens are actually horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers.
    I no longer date the opposite sex because they will take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.
    I no longer buy expensive cookies from Neiman Marcus since I now have their recipe.
    I no longer worry about my soul because I have 363,214 angels looking out for me and St. Theresa's novena has granted my every wish.
    Thanks to you, I have learned that God only answers my prayers if I forward an email to seven of my friends and make a wish within five minutes. (Geez, the BIBLE did not mention it works that way!)
    I no longer have any savings because I gave it to a sick girl who is about to die in the hospital (for the 1,387,258th time).
    I no longer have any money at all, but that will change once I receive the $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL are sending me for participating in their special e-mail program.
    Yes, I want to thank all of you soooooooo much for looking out for me!

    I will now return the favor.
    If you don't send this e-mail to at least 1200 people in the next 60 seconds, a large bird with diarrhea will crap on your head at 5:00 PM this afternoon and the fleas of a thousand camels will infest your armpits.

    I know this will occur because it actually happened to a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of a friend of my next door neighbor's ex-mother-in-law's 8th husband's 2nd cousin's 3rd husband's ex-wife's mother's beautician!

  • Some Guys Are Slow!


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    "How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg.
    "Well, doc, 25 years ago..."
    "Never mind the past! Tell me how you broke your leg this morning."
    "Like I was saying... 25 years ago, when I first started working on the farm, that night, right after I'd gone to bed, the farmer's beautiful daughter came into my room. She asked me if there was anything I wanted.
    "I said, 'No, everything is fine.'
    "'Are you sure?' she asked.
    "'I'm sure,' I said.

    "'Isn't there anything I can do for you??' she wanted to know.
    "'I reckon not,' I replied."
    "Excuse me," said the doctor, "What the hell does this story have to do with your broken leg?!"

    "Well, this morning," the farmhand explained, "when it dawned on me what she meant, I fell off the roof!"

  • Dealing With Criminals!

    A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife.

    "You just won't believe what happened this evening , in all my years on the force I've never seen anything like it."

    "Oh yes dear, what happened ?"

    "I came across two guys down by the canal, one of them was drinking battery acid and the other was eating fireworks."

    "Drinking battery acid and eating fireworks!! What did you do with them ?"

    "Oh that was easy, I charged one and let the other off."

  • Marriage In Your Nineties!

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    :oops: :DD :p :o :roll: :wave: :crazy: :)

    Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 90, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding and on the way they pass a drugstore. Jacob suggests they go in.
    :p
    Jacob addresses the man behind the counter: "Are you the owner?"
    The pharmacist answers "Yes."

    Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"
    Pharmacist: "Of course we do."

    Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"
    Pharmacist: "All kinds."

    Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism, scoliosis?"
    Pharmacist: "Definitely."

    Jacob: "How about Viagra?"
    Pharmacist: "Of course."

    Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis, jaundice?"
    Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The works."

    Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, antidotes for Parkinson's disease?"
    Pharmacist: "Absolutely."

    Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers?"
    Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

    Jacob says to the pharmacist: "We'd like to use this store as our "Bridal Registry.":lalala:

  • Are You Successful?


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    Most of us understand that our self worth and feelings of achievement change as we go through life. While everyone has different aspirations, it appears we all have some common benchmarks for what success is. Really it all depends on your age. Consider the following:

    At age 4, success is not peeing your pants.

    At age 16, success is "gettin' a little."

    At age 25, success is graduation and a wedding

    At age 35, success is about career and family

    At age 55, success is about graduations and weddings.

    At age 65, success is "gettin' a little."

    At age 80, success is not peeing your pants!

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  • Helping The Homeless!

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    A woman was walking down the street when she was accosted by a particularly dirty and shabby-looking homeless woman who asked me for a couple of dollars for some food.

    She got out her purse and took ten dollars out and asked, "If I give you this money, will you buy wine with it instead of food?"
    "No, I had to stop drinking years ago", the homeless woman told her.

    "Will you use it to go shopping instead of buying food?" she asked.

    "No, I don't waste time shopping," the homeless woman said. "I need to spend all my time trying to stay alive."
    "Will you spend this in a beauty salon instead of food?" she asked.

    "Are you NUTS !" replied the homeless woman. "Ihaven't had my hair done in 20 years!"

    "Well," she said, "I'm not going to give you the money. Instead, I'm going to take you out for dinner with my husband and me tonight."

    The homeless woman was shocked. "Won't your husband be furious with you for doing that? I know I'm dirty, and I probably smell pretty disgusting."

    The woman says, "That's okay. It's important for him to see what a woman looks like after she has given up shopping, hair appointments, and wine."

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    Oh...my gosh!:oops:

  • Buying A Coke

    :DD

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    There was a beautiful young blonde who was going to a soda machine and she arrived there just before a business man coming to quench his thirst. She opened her purse and put in 50 cents, studied the machine a little, pushed a Diet Coke selection, and out came a Diet Coke which she placed on a counter by the machine.

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    Then she reached in her purse again and pulled out a dollar and inserted it in the machine. Studying the machine carefully, she pushed the button for Coke Classic and out came a Coke Classic and 50 cents change.

    She immediately took the 50 cents and put it in the machine, studied it for a moment and pushed the Mountain Dew button. Out came a Mountain Dew. As she was reaching into her purse again, the business man who had been waiting patiently for several minutes now spoke up.

    "Excuse me Ms. but are you done yet?" She looked at him and indignantly replied: "Well, duh! I'm still winning!"

    Toink! :yawn:

  • You Can't Take It With You!

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    An old miser, because of his exceptional thrift, had no friends. Just before he died he called his doctor, lawyer and minister together around his bedside. "I always heard you can't take it with you, but I am going to prove you can," he said. "I have $90,000 in cash under my mattress. It's in three envelopes of $30,000 each. I want each of you to take one envelope now and just before they throw the dirt on me you throw the envelopes in."

    The three attended the funeral and each threw his envelope into the grave. On the way back from the cemetery, the minister said, "I don't feel exactly right, I am going to confess, I needed $10,000 badly for a new church we are building, so I took out $10,000 and threw only $20,000 in the grave."

    The doctor said, "I, too, must confess. I am building a clinic and took $20,000 and threw in only $10,000."

    The lawyer said, "Gentlemen, I'm surprised, shocked and ashamed of you. I don't see how you could hold out that money. I threw in my personal check for the full amount.":yawn:

    My Gosh! :DD

  • Stupidity Reigns!

    The Chico, California, City Council enacted a ban on nuclear weapons, setting a $500 fine for anyone detonating one within city limits.

    :oops:

    A bus carrying five passengers was hit by a car in St. Louis, but by the time police arrived on the scene, fourteen pedestrians had boarded the bus and had begun to complain of whiplash injuries and back pain.

    :no:

    When two service station attendants in Ionia, Michigan, refused to hand over the cash to an intoxicated robber, the man threatened to call the police. They still refused, so the robber called the police and was arrested.

    :yawn:

    A Los Angeles man who later said he was "tired of walking," stole a steamroller and led police on a 5 mph chase until an officer stepped aboard and brought the vehicle to a stop.:lalala:

    Swedish business consultant Ulf af Trolle labored 13 years on a book about Swedish economic solutions. He took the 250-page manuscript to be copied, only to have it reduced to 50,000 strips of paper in seconds when a worker confused the copier with the shredder.
    :??:

    Police in Wichita, Kansas, arrested a 22 year old man at an airport hotel after he tried to pass two counterfeit $16 bills.:yawn:

    A man in Johannesberg, South Africa, shot his 49-year-old friend in the face, seriously wounding him, while the two practiced shooting beer cans off each other's head.:))

    A company trying to continue its five-year perfect safety record showed its workers a film aimed at encouraging the use of safety goggles on the job. According to Industrial Machinery News, the film's depiction of gory industrial accidents was so graphic that twenty-five workers suffered minor injuries in their rush to leave the screening room. Thirteen others fainted, and one man required seven stitches after he cut his head falling off a chair while watching the film.)-o

    A convict broke out of jail in Washington D.C., then a few days later accompanied his girlfriend to her trial for robbery. At lunch, he went out for a sandwich. She needed to see him, and thus had him paged. Police officers recognized his name and arrested him as he returned to the courthouse in a car he had stolen over the lunch hour.:crazy:

    Police in Radnor, Pennsylvania, interrogated a suspect by placing a metal colander on his head and connecting it with wires to a photocopy machine. The message "He's lying" was placed in the copier, and police pressed the copy button each time they thought the suspect wasn't telling the truth. Believing the "lie detector" was working, the suspect confessed.
    :crazy:

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  • Are You Sane?

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    During a visit to the mental asylum, a visitor asked the Director which is the criteria that defines a patient to be institutionalized.

    "Well," said the Director, "we fill up a bathtub. We offer a teaspoon, a teacup and a bucket to the patient, and ask the patient to empty the bathtub."

    OK, here's your test: (Those with an abnormal tendency will scroll to the bottom to get the answer before taking the test.)

    1. Would you use the spoon?
    2. Would you use the teacup?
    3. Would you use the bucket?

    "Oh, I understand," said the visitor. "A normal person would choose the bucket as it is larger than the spoon."

    "No," answered the Director. "A normal person would pull the plug." :wave:

  • Handbook of 2009

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    Health:
    1. Drink plenty of water..

    2. Eat breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince and dinner like a beggar.

    3. Eat more foods that grow on trees and plants and eat less food that is manufactured in plants.

    4. Live with the 3 E's -- Energy, Enthusiasm, and Empathy.

    5. Make time to practice meditation, yoga, and prayer.

    6. Play more games.

    7. Read more books than you did in 2008.

    8. Sit in silence for at least 10 minutes each day.

    9. Sleep for 7 hours.

    10. Take a 10-30 minutes walk every day. And while you walk, smile.

    Personality:
    11. Don't compare your life to others'. You have no idea what their journey is all about.

    12. Don't have negative thoughts or things you cannot control. Instead invest your energy in the positive present moment.

    13. Don't over do. Keep your limits.

    14. Don't take yourself so seriously. No one else does.

    15. Don't waste your precious energy on gossip.

    16. Dream more while you are awake.

    17. Envy is a waste of time.. You already have all you need.

    18. Forget issues of the past. Don't remind your partner with his/her mistakes of the past. That will ruin your present happiness.

    19. Life is too short to waste time hating anyone. Don't hate others.

    20. Make peace with your past so it won't spoil the present.

    21. No one is in charge of your happiness except you.

    22. Realize that life is a school and you are here to learn. Problems are simply part of the curriculum that appear and fade away like algebra class but the lessons you learn will last a lifetime.

    23. Smile and laugh more.

    24. You don't have to win every argument. Agree to disagree.

    Society:
    25. Call your family often.

    26. Each day give something good to others.

    27. Forgive everyone for everything.

    28. Spend time with people over the age of 70 & under the age of 6.

    29. Try to make at least three people smile each day.

    30. What other people think of you is none of your business.

    31. Your job won't take care of you when you are sick. Your friends will. Stay in touch.

    Life:
    32. Do the right thing!

    33. Get rid of anything that isn't useful, beautiful or joyful.

    34. GOD heals everything.

    35. However good or bad a situation is, it will change.

    36. No matter how you feel, get up, dress up and show up.

    37. The best is yet to come..

    38. When you awake alive in the morning, thank GOD for it.

    39. Your Inner most is always happy. So, be happy.

  • Keep On Singing!

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    An Incredible True Story...

    Like any good mother, when Karen found out that another baby was on the way, she did what she could to help her 3 year old son, Michael, prepare for a new sibling. They found out that the new baby was going to be a girl, and day after day, night after night, Michael sang to his new sister in Mommy's tummy. He was building a bond of love with his little sister before he even met her. The pregnancy progressed normally for Karen, an active member of the Panther Creek United Methodist Church in Morristown, Tennessee.

    In time, the labor pains came. Soon, it was every five minutes...every three... every minute. But serious complications arose during delivery and Karen found herself in hours of labor. Would a C-section be required? Finally, after a long struggle. Michael's little sister was born. But she was in very serious condition. With sirens howling in the night, the ambulance rushed the infant to the neonatal intensive care unit at St. Mary's Hospital, Knoxville, Tennessee.

    The days inched by. The little girl got worse. The pediatric specialist regretfully had to tell the parents, "There is very little hope. Be prepared for the worst." Karen and her husband contacted a local cemetery about a burial plot. They had fixed up a special room in their home for the new baby - but now they found themselves having to plan for a funeral.

    Michael, however, kept begging his parents to let him see his sister. "I want to sing to her," he kept saying. Week Two in intensive care looked as of a funeral would come before the week was over. Michael kept nagging about singing to his sister, but kids are never allowed in Intensive Care. Karen made up her mind, though. She would take Michael whether they liked it or not! If he didn't see his sister right then, he may never see her alive. She dressed him in an oversized scrub suit and marched him into ICU.

    He looked like a walking laundry basket. But the head nurse recognized him as a child and bellowed, "Get that kid out here now! No children are allowed."

    The mother rose up strong in Karen, and the usually mild-mannered lady glared steel-eyed right into the head nurse's face, her lips a firm line. "He is not leaving until he sings to his sister!"

    Karen towed Michael to his sister's bedside. He gazed at the tiny infant losing the battle to live. After a moment, he began to sing. In the pure-hearted voice of a 3-year-old, Michael sang: "You are my sunshine, my only sunshine, you make me happy when skies are gray -"

    Instantly, the baby girl seemed to respond. The pulse rate began to calm down and become steady.

    "Keep on singing, Michael," encouraged Karen with tears in her eyes.

    "You never know, dear, how much I love you. Please don't take my sunshine away!"

    As Michael sang to his sister, the baby's ragged, strained breathing became as smooth as a kitten's purr.

    "Keep on singing, Sweetheart!"

    "The other night, Dear, as I lay sleeping, I dreamed I held you in my arms..."

    Michael's little sister began to relax as rest, healing rest, seemed to sweep over her.

    "Keep on singing, Michael."

    Tears had now conquered the face of the bossy head nurse. Karen glowed.

    "You are my sunshine, my only sunshine. Please don't take my sunshine away."

    The next day, the very next day, the little girl was well enough to go home! Woman's Day magazine called it "The Miracle of a Brother's Song." The medical staff just called it a miracle. Karen called it a miracle of God's love!

    Never give up on the people you love. Love is so incredibly powerful...

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  • REASONS, SEASONS and LIFETIMES!

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    :roll: People come into your life for a reason, a season, or a lifetime. When you figure out which it is, this is to help you know exactly what to do.

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    When someone is in your life for a reason , it is usually to meet a need you have expressed outwardly or inwardly. They have come to assist you through a difficulty, to provide you with guidance and support, to aid you physically, emotionally, or spiritually. They may seem like a godsend, and they are. They are there for the reason you need them to be.

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    Then, without any wrong doing on your part or at an inconvenient time, this person will say or do something to bring the relationship to an end. Sometimes they die. Sometimes they walk away. Sometimes they act up or out and force you to take a stand. What we must realize is that our need has been met, our desire fulfilled; their work is done. The prayer you sent up has been answered and it is now time to move on.

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    Lifetime relationships teach you lifetime lessons; those things you must build upon in order to have a solid emotional foundation. Your job is to accept the lesson, love the person/people (any way); and put what you have learned to use in all other relationships and areas of your life. It is said that love is blind but friendship is clairvoyant.

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    :wave: Thank you for being a part of my life...

  • Men Or Dogs?

    If you want someone who'll make a total fool of himself because he's so glad to see you, get a dog.

    If you want someone who's always ready to go out any time you ask, get a dog.

    If you want someone who'll be content JUST to snuggle up and keep you warm in bed, get a dog. (You can always kick him out of the bed and make him sleep in the laundry room if he snores. Try THAT with a man!) :oops:

    If you want someone who eats whatever you put in front of him, and never says "Why can't you make it like Mom did?" get a dog.

    If you want someone who can scare away burglars without brandishing a lethal weapon, endangering you (and all the neighbors), get a dog.

    If you want someone who will do anything to please YOU, get a dog.

    If you want someone to bring in your newspaper without tearing through it first for the sports page, get a dog.

    If you want someone who never criticizes ANYTHING you do, doesn't care how bad you look, acts as though every word you say is worth hearing, and loves you unconditionally, get a dog.

    If you want someone who NEVER touches the remote, couldn't care less about Monday Night Football, and watches teary movies with you as long as you want, get a dog.

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  • One Tough Teacher!

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    A school teacher injured his back and had to wear a plaster cast around the upper part of his body. It fit under his shirt and was not noticeable at all.
    On the first day of the term, still with the cast under his shirt, he found himself assigned to the toughest students in school. Walking confidently into the rowdy classroom, he opened the window as wide as possible and then busied himself with desk work.:roll:

    When a strong breeze made his tie flap, he took the desk stapler and stapled the tie to his chest.
    Discipline was not a problem from that day forth!:roll:

  • The New Disease!

    The Center for Disease Control (CDC) has issued a medical alert about a highly contagious, potentially dangerous virus that is transmitted orally, by hand, and even electronically.
    This virus is called Weary Overload Recreational Killer (WORK). If you receive WORK from your boss, any of your colleagues or anyone else via any means whatsoever - DO NOT TOUCH IT. This virus will wipe out your private life completely.

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    If you come into contact with WORK, you should immediately leave the premises. Take two good friends to the nearest grocery store and purchase one or both of the antidotes - Work Isolating Neutralizer Extract (WINE) and Bothersome Employer Elimination Rebooter (BEER). Take the antidote repeatedly until WORK has been completely eliminated from your system.

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    You should immediately forward this medical alert to five friends. If you do not have five friends, you have already been infected and WORK is controlling your life.

  • Happiness & Longevity

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    HAPPINESS:o

    To be happy with a man, you must understand him a lot and love him a little.
    To be happy with a woman, you must love her a lot and not try to understand her at all.:oops:

    LONGEVITY;)

    Married men live longer than single men do, but married men are a lot more willing to die.>:(

    PROPENSITY TO CHANGE:P

    A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn't.
    A man marries a woman expecting that she won't change, and she does.:yawn:

    DISCUSSION TECHNIQUE:wave:

    A woman has the last word in any argument.
    Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.88|

    Peace....:roll:

    Just for you to smile today...

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  • Bubba & The Blonde!

    Bubba and Junior were standing at the base of a flagpole. A woman walked by and asked what they were doing.
    "We're supposed to find the height of the flagpole," said Bubba, "but we don't have a ladder.">:(>:(

    The woman took a wrench from her purse, loosened a few bolts, and laid the pole down. Then she took a tape measure from her packet, took a measurement, announce, "Eighteen feet, six inches," and walked away.

    Junior shook his head and laughed, "Ain't that just like a dumb blonde. We ask for the height, and she gives us the length."

    :o:roll:

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  • A Conversation...lol

    There are several men sitting around in the locker room of a golf club. After a round, showering and getting changed for the 19th hole.
    Suddenly a mobile phone on one of the benches rings. One of the men picks it up, and the following conversation ensues:

    (H - Husband, W - Wife)

    H - "Hello?"
    W - "Honey, it's me. Are you at the club?"
    H - "Yes."
    W -"Great! I am at the mall two blocks from where you are. I just saw a beautiful leather coat. It's absolutely gorgeous!! Can I buy it?"
    H -"What's the price?"
    W - "Only $1,000."
    H - "Well, OK, go ahead and get it, if you like it that much..."
    W -"Ahhh, and I also stopped by the Mercedes dealership and saw the 2005 models. I saw one I really liked. It's a SLK model. I spoke with the salesman and he gave me a really good price. and since we need to exchange the BMW that we bought last year...
    H - "What price did he quote you?"
    W - "Only $65,000..."
    H - "OK, but for that price I want it with all the options."
    W - "Great! But before we hang up, something else...
    H -"What?"
    W - "It might look like a lot, but I was reconciling your bank account and I stopped by the real estate agent this morning and saw the house we had looked at last year. It's for sale!! Remember? The one with a pool, English garden, acre of park area, beach front property."
    H - "How much are they asking?"
    W - "Only $450,000 '' a magnificent price...and I see that we have that much in the bank to cover..."
    H - "Well, then go ahead and buy it, but just bid up to $420,000. OK?"
    W - "OK, sweetie...Thanks! I'll see you later!! I love you!!!"
    H - "Bye...I love you too..."

    The man hangs up & closes the phone's flap. The other men are looking at him in astonishment and derision. The husband raises his hand while holding the phone and asks "Does anyone know who this Cell phone belong to???" :wave:

  • Meet You in Heaven

    In Him

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    After a long illness, a woman died and arrived at the Gates of Heaven. While she was waiting for Saint Peter to greet her, she peeked through the Gates. She saw a beautiful banquet table. Sitting all around were her parents and all the other people she had loved and who had died before her. They saw her and began calling greetings to her -- "Hello" "How are you! We've been waiting for you!" "Good to see you".

    When Saint Peter came by, the woman said to him "This is such a wonderful place! How do I get in?"

    "You have to spell a word", Saint Peter told her.

    "Which word?", the woman asked.

    "Love."

    The woman correctly spelled "Love" and Saint Peter welcomed her into Heaven.

    About six months later, Saint Peter came to the woman and asked her to watch the Gates of Heaven for him that day. While the woman was guarding the Gates of Heaven, her husband arrived.

    "I'm surprised to see you," the woman said. "How have you been?" "Oh, I've been doing pretty well since you died," her husband told her. "I married the beautiful young nurse who took care of you while you were ill. And then I won the lottery. I sold the little house you and I lived in and bought a big mansion. And my wife and I traveled all around the world. We were on vacation and I went water skiing today. I fell, the ski hit my head, and here I am. How do I get in?"

    "You have to spell a word", the woman told him.

    "Which word?", her husband asked.

    "Czechoslovakia."

    :)) smile!

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