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Drinks For Everyone! Just for Laughs from heavenjoy82 190 days old
A drunk walks into a bar full of customers and slurs to the bartender, "Bartender, buy everyone in the house a drink, pour yourself one, and give me ...
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Hi Tech Supermarket! from heavenjoy82 227 days old
A new supermarket opened near my house. It has an automatic water mister to keep the produce fresh. Just before it goes on, you hear the sound of distant ...
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The Silent Ride! from heavenjoy82 227 days old
A farmer and his wife went to a fair. The farmer was fascinated by the airplane rides, but he balked at the $30 tickets. "Let's make a deal," said ...
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25 Years In The Parish! from heavenjoy82 229 days old
A priest was being honored at his retirement dinner after 25 years in the Parish. A leading Senator and member of the congregation was chosen to make ...
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Famous Last Words! from heavenjoy82 230 days old
** I'll get a world record for this. ** It's fireproof. ** He's probably just hibernating. ** What does this button do? ** I'm ...
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Thanks For The Email! from heavenjoy82 230 days old
Note: A post letter form a cool friend. and i want to share to my bloggers here. Just for you to smile and dare to ponder Smile! I want ...
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Some Guys Are Slow! from heavenjoy82 233 days old
"How did it happen?" the doctor asked the middle-aged farmhand as he set the man's broken leg. "Well, doc, 25 years ago " "Never mind the past! Tell ...
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Dealing With Criminals! from heavenjoy82 233 days old
A local policeman had just finished his shift one cold November evening and was at home with his wife. "You just won't believe what happened this ...
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Marriage In Your Nineties! from heavenjoy82 241 days old
Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 90, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to ...
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Are You Successful? from heavenjoy82 241 days old
Most of us understand that our self worth and feelings of achievement change as we go through life. While everyone has different aspirations, it appears ...
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